Business Advertising done right! in Wichita, Kansas For Sale

I am a man with 10 years experience in marketing and advertising and am looking to promote your business in some very different and unique ways.
For $xxxx.00 with a 6 month signed contract I will put 1 or up to a full car wrap of your company logo name,number,etc....... I have a nice xxxx model car legal insurance and DL.
For $xxxx.00 I will tattoo your company logo, number,etc on my lower arms where they are visible and will remain for at least 5 years with signed contract( within the 5 years if renewed then tattoo will not be covered up)
I will also for $xxxx.00 wear a t-shirt with your company name,number,etc for 6 months with signed contract..
Please reply with company details and offers